philosophicallll
Cape Town, South Africa
Today, my dad introduced me as his pet orangutan. I'm a redhead. FML
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I know he was kidding. My dad has an amazing sense of humor and I love him very much, but unfortunately for him, the person he was introducing me to doesn't have a sense of humor at all. She now glares at my dad and yells at him whenever he makes any jokes about me. So karma did happen, no revenge needed.
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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tygerarmy 35
If he is saying he fathered an ape, what does that make him?
poorkitten 15
act the part than. throw some feces and what not
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BooBooKittyF11 21
my dad calls me his red headed stepchild
cougs 6
Embarrass him and act like it at dinner or lunch, bad manners, burping, jump on the table if you need to, just teach him a lesson ???.
mr_dour 16
You oughta throw some poo at him like a good simian.
FabulousToaster 16
You could say that she should... Go apeshit. (monkey see, monkey do, monkey throw, it is poo. used to hear it aaaall the time...)