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By coworker - 23/01/2016 19:16 - United States - Mechanicsville

Today my coworkers were preparing for the winter storm and started talking about what to do for fun. I suggested Netflix and Chill with everyone giving me a weird look. I later found out that "chill" isn't really what I thought it meant. FML

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