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Zlo98 Alpharetta, United States

Today, my cousin decided it would be fun to get drunk before my wedding. During the ceremony, he got up on the stage and tried to do a stage dive into the crowd. He landed on my nephew and broke his arm. FML

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Just to clarify it was my nephew who broke his arm. After it happened we asked my cousin to leave and my brother took my nephew to the hospital. The rest of the ceremony went as planned and my brother and nephew made it back in time for the reception. My cousin doesn't usually drink so it was a surprise when he showed up drunk but he has apologized and everything has been smoothed over.

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cottoncandymango 17

*Tina Fey's voice* "OH MY GOD! WALK IT OFF! WALK IT OFF!"

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Just to clarify it was my nephew who broke his arm. After it happened we asked my cousin to leave and my brother took my nephew to the hospital. The rest of the ceremony went as planned and my brother and nephew made it back in time for the reception. My cousin doesn't usually drink so it was a surprise when he showed up drunk but he has apologized and everything has been smoothed over.

Gosh, OP, I hope your nephew isn't traumatized! How old is he? I sure hope he heals up quickly, and I'm glad that you and your cousin were able to smooth things over. I sure hope your day wasn't totally ruined by what happened. I mean, you got to marry the love of your life, so in the end, hopefully it was still a very happy day. Congrats on the nuptials and many blessings!

I'm glad everything worked out in the end! But seriously, if this is what happens the few times he drinks, it's better if he stayed away from the booze!

That is why most people don't stage dive at a wedding.

This isn't a fYl this is a fyNl. (**** your nephews life)

Emily062611 6

I think it's still an FML. He did just interrupt her ceremony after all. I agree that her nephew really got the short end of the stick, though.

We really need some follow-up for this one.

look at #47. There is the follow-up

So he landed on his own kid??

Nephew = sibling's son.

sound's like a rememberable wedding.

That's a new one

What happened is she was abducted then forced to drink then got raped by an alcoholic. Rape is never funny.

Your cousins stupid no offense

and so are you. full offense.

I hope your cousin wasn't the priest