This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, by wasn’t approved by our team.
Today, my brother was put in jail for a DUI. When I showed my mother the news article and read it to her she started screaming at me saying “I won’t listen to someone say horrible things about my son!” Last I checked I was her son too and she mocks me fot not being as successful as him... FML