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thatguy8878 Smethport, United States

Today, my brother tried cremating our deceased cat. In the oven. My nose has killed itself. FML

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My little brother is five, and, yes, it has been discussed with him why that was a terribad idea for those of you who asked.

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I smell a psychopath.

blahblah005 16

wtf is wrong with ur brother ? thats terrible

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If he couldn't afford to have a proper cremation, why didn't he just bury your cat?!

Because he's 5... Always read the follow-ups, people! They could save your life! Edit: I just noticed you did. My comment still stands for future posts!

Victim died of..?

MzZombicidal 36

Death.

Looks like you live on down syndrome abbey. FYL op.

don't be an ableist dick. making mental disorders the punchline of your jokes just makes you look like a jackass.

ViviMage 40

I had my 12lb rabbit cremated for under $200. It isn't that expensive to have it done professionally unless we're talking BIG. I'd me more worried about a five year old near the going oven....

kurilina 1

That had me laughing. ?

Mcstud1y 30

The next Hitler

MzZombicidal 36

Boooooo

What an ash hole! Bake it to the vet...

You may be a redneck if ... You try to cremate your cat in the oven.

FlightofAcidFox 18

I smell the kids future working the ovens. lol