Animals: Today, my brother tried cremating our deceased cat. In the oven....

Wtf? How much of a moron do you have to be to realise that "cremating" a cat in the oven will just lead to a very burnt, stinking corpse? However long it's left! FYL for being related to him.

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Today, the girl of my dreams told me she only wants me for sex and not a relationship. Apparently, she thinks that because I left my ex to be with her, that I’ll do the same thing to her. It’s not like I cheated to be with her. I left my ex when I realized I caught feelings for her. FML

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Today, my guy friend and I were in his dorm room watching a movie when he started kissing me. Things heated up so we moved things over to his bed. He was on me when a hand shoots down from his top bunk. His roommate had been up there the whole time and he wanted a high-five. So they high-fived. FML

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