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By Catastrophe - 06/04/2016 04:24 - United States - South Pasadena

Today, my brother sent me a picture of my cat vomiting on the stove, while I was at work. Upon arriving home 8 hours later, I discovered he had refused to clean it up, blaming me for my cat's actions. The stove is now clean, but I can't get the scent of cat puke off of my hands. FML.

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