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Today, my boyfriend who has been overseas the last four months broke up with me. I sent him a care package two days ago. He'll get homemade cookies (his mom's recipe), naughty videos of me and a letter telling him how much I love him in about a week. FML

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ClaireB9 0

Hey all - I'm the OP. To answer the most commonly asked question: the trick to keeping cookies fresh for a week is to add an extra tablespoon of vegetable oil to the dough, putting a piece of bread in with them and putting them in the smallest ziploc possible.

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YouSpinMyHead 0

Maybe then he will see how much you love him & he might get back with you Let's hope everything works out for you (yn)

Rawrrr14 0

In a week, after he gets that package, he'll come crawling back and you can tell him to go **** himself. ;-]

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CzarLaval 9

Lol never send nudes of yourself like that, get ready to see yourself on a good bunch of **** sites

XDJEnderman 14

when he sees the videos he might change his mind

DanielleinDC 34

Oh, geez, I'm so sorry. Did you tell him you sent him a care package when he broke up with you? Maybe you can find a way to intercept the package.