Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend touched my boob. It was the first sign of...

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By MicKeyMon - 10/03/2016 01:36 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my boyfriend touched my boob. It was the first sign of intimacy in the past few weeks aside from a kiss here and there. Unfortunately, it turned out he was just trying to get my cigarettes from my breast pocket. FML

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