Today, my boyfriend told me I'm beautiful. Before I could thank him, he continued, "Too bad it takes a shit-load of makeup." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend, feeling pretty low. I said something along the lines of, "You like me even when I look like shit." He replied, "Ah, that's just how you naturally look." FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me if I wear makeup much. Expecting him to say something about my natural beauty, I replied with an honest, "No." His smiled softly, gently squeezed my shoulder, and said, "Maybe you should." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I can stop using makeup, because it's "not working." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I looked nice in my profile picture. I began to reply, "Aww, thank you!" until he sent another message saying, "Mostly because your face isn't in it." FML
Today, while hanging out with my boyfriend, I started getting ready for bed. As I grabbed my face wipes, he said, “Wait, don't take off your makeup because then you'll be ugly.“ FML
Today, my boyfriend gushed for several minutes about how amazing it is that I suddenly look hot when he takes his glasses off. FML
Today, after asking my boyfriend multiple times to be more kind and romantic, he looked at me lovingly and said, "You know, you look pretty sometimes." FML
Today, a guy was telling me how his girlfriend considers me a "perfect beauty." Not used to getting this sort of compliment every day, I felt extremely flattered… until he started explaining in great detail why he couldn't disagree with her more. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me. I asked why, and he said, "Because sometimes you look good, and you buy me stuff." FML
Today, I met some guys from my dad's workplace. They told him what a pretty daughter he had, to which he responded, "Nah, it's just shit-loads of makeup." FML
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Top comments
DrHail 22
Whoa! You don't have to put up with an arsehole like that. Next time look at his crotch. And squint.
lu95 16
When you got it, you got it. When you don't, you're you.
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Comments (120)
miaaa619 4
Just scissor kick him in the neck.
skittles_kitten 4
I love you
ShinyArcanine 16
If you didn't use makeup to begin with, this never would have happened. I don't understand why everyone is calling him an asshole. I also think it wasn't the nicest thing to say, but why would you wear so much makeup? It's like hiding what you actually look like. There's no point to doing it.
1prozacaday 1
I Don't think he was trying to be a douche. He probably just sucks at paying compliments and has no tact. My husband was the same way, and so is his entire family. If you love him, just learn to tell him to stop talking after the compliment is given. It's taken years but my hubs has learned to!
Sionnach 10
No, he doesn't mean to a douche. He just is...
oxy259 2
He's definitely a keeper!!
Kyle17206 11
I hope he's kidding. Even if he is you still don't say that.
Omniprism 15
I bet that's not what he meant. I bet he means that it takes a long time to put it on. You might try just putting on the minimum like mascara, blush and lipgloss and of course eyebrows if you need them. See what he thinks then. Or you could dump his ass for being a dick.
worldclassrager 41
Maybe use a bit less and less then he will realize that it's not the make up...
codyswearingen 3
Incoming "what a dick OP" comments
chelseybella 10
I wear NO makeup. Unless I am going to an extra special occasion. Makeup is a waste of money and time.
anormalperson 25
I dont get why people only care about looks these days, I mean what if a girl looked "good" but she was a complete bitch and if another girl was "ugly" but is really kind, most people would go out with the bitchy one. Sorry about the rant but it just needed to get out.
RedPillSucks 33
These days???
anormalperson 25
well i don't know why i "said these days" but just why do people care about looks and not anything else.