Today, my boyfriend told me I'm beautiful. Before I could thank him, he continued, "Too bad it takes a shit-load of makeup." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend, feeling pretty low. I said something along the lines of, "You like me even when I look like shit." He replied, "Ah, that's just how you naturally look." FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me if I wear makeup much. Expecting him to say something about my natural beauty, I replied with an honest, "No." His smiled softly, gently squeezed my shoulder, and said, "Maybe you should." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I can stop using makeup, because it's "not working." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I looked nice in my profile picture. I began to reply, "Aww, thank you!" until he sent another message saying, "Mostly because your face isn't in it." FML
Today, while hanging out with my boyfriend, I started getting ready for bed. As I grabbed my face wipes, he said, “Wait, don't take off your makeup because then you'll be ugly.“ FML
Today, my boyfriend gushed for several minutes about how amazing it is that I suddenly look hot when he takes his glasses off. FML
Today, after asking my boyfriend multiple times to be more kind and romantic, he looked at me lovingly and said, "You know, you look pretty sometimes." FML
Today, a guy was telling me how his girlfriend considers me a "perfect beauty." Not used to getting this sort of compliment every day, I felt extremely flattered… until he started explaining in great detail why he couldn't disagree with her more. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me. I asked why, and he said, "Because sometimes you look good, and you buy me stuff." FML
Today, I met some guys from my dad's workplace. They told him what a pretty daughter he had, to which he responded, "Nah, it's just shit-loads of makeup." FML
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Top comments
DrHail 22
Whoa! You don't have to put up with an arsehole like that. Next time look at his crotch. And squint.
lu95 16
When you got it, you got it. When you don't, you're you.
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Comments (120)
Aimee1331 9
Ouch
jixiekat 14
he should understand that no one is naturally beautiful. humans are humans and its just impossible to be totally perfect
bluestar_fml 12
I think it's time for a new boyfriend.
pookdizzle 2
Get rid of the bastard !!
KrazieKandy420 2
What a ass hole
AngelOf_Darkness 28
What an asshole. Sorry for you OP, you can do better! ^_^
i_h8t_everything 12
Don't wear that much makeup. If you would've added a little bit, or none at all, then you wouldn't be complaining. YDI
lemonturps 5
i guess it depends if he made it clear that it was a joke or not , i don't know he might always be saying stuff like that and as you are with him you would know that
power565 7
Probably did
trumpy 9
does he want to be single? cuz thats how you become single