Today, my boyfriend told me I'm beautiful. Before I could thank him, he continued, "Too bad it takes a shit-load of makeup." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend, feeling pretty low. I said something along the lines of, "You like me even when I look like shit." He replied, "Ah, that's just how you naturally look." FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me if I wear makeup much. Expecting him to say something about my natural beauty, I replied with an honest, "No." His smiled softly, gently squeezed my shoulder, and said, "Maybe you should." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I can stop using makeup, because it's "not working." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I looked nice in my profile picture. I began to reply, "Aww, thank you!" until he sent another message saying, "Mostly because your face isn't in it." FML
Today, while hanging out with my boyfriend, I started getting ready for bed. As I grabbed my face wipes, he said, “Wait, don't take off your makeup because then you'll be ugly.“ FML
Today, my boyfriend gushed for several minutes about how amazing it is that I suddenly look hot when he takes his glasses off. FML
Today, after asking my boyfriend multiple times to be more kind and romantic, he looked at me lovingly and said, "You know, you look pretty sometimes." FML
Today, a guy was telling me how his girlfriend considers me a "perfect beauty." Not used to getting this sort of compliment every day, I felt extremely flattered… until he started explaining in great detail why he couldn't disagree with her more. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me. I asked why, and he said, "Because sometimes you look good, and you buy me stuff." FML
Today, I met some guys from my dad's workplace. They told him what a pretty daughter he had, to which he responded, "Nah, it's just shit-loads of makeup." FML
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Top comments
DrHail 22
Whoa! You don't have to put up with an arsehole like that. Next time look at his crotch. And squint.
lu95 16
When you got it, you got it. When you don't, you're you.
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Comments (120)
MsMourningStar 22
What a dipshit. Drop his ass. A man should make you feel beautiful and like a goddess not like this.
DazedSiren 5
Never heard that one. Maybe try a dermatologist.
UsernameTaken14 18
One of the worst things to say to a girl. What a dick, sorry OP :/
lenehey 7
Some guys jyst don't know when to shut up.
CaptainROFL737 7
Just dump his ass
DanielleinDC 34
Wow, what a jerk. At least you can improve your looks with some makeup; he's stuck with the face he wakes up with. And his assholian personality.
kaytasha 18
Thats insensitive, i hope you broke up with him. He doesnt deserve you, beauty they say is in the eyes of the beholder and if the beholder does not see beauty when he looks at you then girlfriend it is time to leave him and be fabulously you, you are indeed beautiful with or without makeup.
liaRawr 9
Slowly Stop wearing make up
steve26113 7
Well guess that gives you an idea what kind of a person he is...
Blahblah9921 4
thats messed up ! but its ok op ! im having a bad day too so u have options