Love: Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me. I said I loved him back... - FML

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By Dancingdisaster - 15/03/2016 17:27 - United States - Naples

Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me. I said I loved him back and then he said "Thanks, that's going on YouTube" I asked him what the title was and he said, how to trick a girl into thinking you actually love her. In one day it got 100000 likes. FML

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