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By ButWhatAboutMe - 05/05/2016 18:52 - United States - Menomonee Falls

Today, my boyfriend told me about a job he was offered. It's a huge pay increase but he would have to travel for months at a time. I asked if he was going to take it because he would have to leave a lot behind. He paused for a moment and then agreed he wouldn't be able to leave his videos games. FML

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MossyMegaMan 20

Friday 6 May 2016 18:55

So? It's his decision, not yours.

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Csoi 28

Friday 6 May 2016 12:04

Time to replace him.

MossyMegaMan 20

Friday 6 May 2016 18:55

So? It's his decision, not yours.

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