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By buttpain - 12/03/2017 20:00

Today, my boyfriend's mom told me that he and I should have at least one kid, because twins run in the family and skip a generation. We've been together for five months. FML
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TabooSushi 24

Give her a lesson in genetics: Twins rely on the mother's genes, not the father's.

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finalyearsofhate 22

Maybe that's how they're preventing the twins.

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RichardPencil 30

Tell her you're not a brood sow for her twisted eugenic fantasy.

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WhatHappenedToIt 22

twins gene is carried in the mothers genes. it has to do with the moms egg splitting not the sperm. or the mom producing 2 eggs during ovulation.

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LudA9844 11

That's what I thought

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TabooSushi 24

Give her a lesson in genetics: Twins rely on the mother's genes, not the father's.

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ezrajab 22

Fyl op why does your mom know about ur sex life?

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darshini_ii 24

Did she also tell you name 'at least' one kid after her?

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