By dumped - 14/12/2011 23:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me. Why? His best mate got dumped yesterday and my boyfriend thought it would be 'more fun' to be 'single lads together'. FML
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KristantheGreat 5

obviously he never valued your relationship, you can do better(:

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choberiver6 3

Turn "single lads" into "single ladies"! Time to have some fun!

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linkinpark98 23

Bros before hoes, chicks before dicks. (;

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IndigoAcrylic 9

No bro. It's dicks.....before chicks. Lalalalala ^_^

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PSQ91 6

What the... I don't even...

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superpoptart 24

Bros before hoes= what guys say Chicks before dicks= what girls say

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Phololololo 8

What if it's a chick with a dick? What do you say then?

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doogy15 11

Chicks for hits. Dicks for kicks. Smash and dash all day buddy!

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umm_Talk 9

Maybe he saw this as the perfect opportunity to go for his 'mate'!

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Freeze_fml 16

Doesn't sound like you date bright individuals.

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ShroomsOnAcid 16

Yup, sounds like a really shittily thought out cover up.

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FYLDeep 25

See if you can record them when they start to get freaky with each other. Then "accidentally" leak it on the internet.

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ShroomsOnAcid 16

Then go to jail for triggering their double suicide? Nah, I suggest doing something less harmful, such as keeping the video to herself for masturbational purposes.

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carmenm 6

Real meaning " he just doesn't like you that much " at least he's gone sooner rather then later

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yelhsa1988 5

"Some peoples kids I tell ya, it's, why silly rabbit dicks are for chicks!" Lol ;)

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n3rdzgotskillz 29

british people say lads.. i'm from yorkshire, and we call everyone 'lad,' or 'lads,' or 'eladdy' etc etc.

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Mister_Triangle 21

What a coincidence! OP is from the UK!

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tj4234 35

#29. I believe you mean ENGLISH people say lad/lads. Up here in Scotland hardly anyone calls anyone a 'lad'. Unless it's in a jokey way. For example if a guy slept with 4 different women in a night or something people would say 'what a lad'

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n3rdzgotskillz 29

that's not true, i have loads of scottish friends who say lad!

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naddification 7

Don't be surprised if you find out later that your ex-boyfriend is in a relationship with his best mate.

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Ray_of_midnight 22

My thought exactly. "This could be the start of a beautiful friendship." If nothing else OP can have fun Rule 34-ing the pair of them.

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jaredofmo 22

He already left his girlfriend for a guy... Suspicious...

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