Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me. Why? His best mate got dumped yesterday and my boyfriend thought it would be 'more fun' to be 'single lads together'. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, as he'd realised that life is really short, and he's got to enjoy with his friends. FML
Today, my boyfriend of nearly 4 years, with whom I have a baby, broke up with me. His reason? His best friend said he didn't like drinking with guys who were "tied down". FML
Today, my best friend finally broke up with her knob of a boyfriend. This would be great except now my boyfriend of two years has broken up with me because she's finally single. She introduced us. FML
Today, my boyfriend of one year broke up with me a week before my prom because he found out that he liked my best friend instead. However, she likes someone else anyways, so were now both left brokenhearted. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. He said it was because he wanted to 'do his own thing'. So gaming 24/7 like he has for the past two years of our relationship, then. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years dumped me. I was really depressed, so a couple of my friends came over to take me out to a club to cheer me up. My ex was there, partying with his friends. He came up to me and my friends, and asked my friend if she wanted to hang out sometime. She said yes. FML
Today, 48 hours after my boyfriend introduced me to his friend group so I could make new friends and I'd joined their group chat, two long-term couples have broken up and left without any explanation. FML
Today, my boyfriend of four years broke up with me because he wanted some independence. He moved back into his parents' house. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years broke up with me. Ten minutes after, he called me asking how to change his relationship status on Facebook. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said it was because his online gaming friends don't like it when I ask him to spend time with me. FML
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KristantheGreat 5
obviously he never valued your relationship, you can do better(:
choberiver6 3
Turn "single lads" into "single ladies"! Time to have some fun!
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Comments (122)
linkinpark98 24
Bros before hoes, chicks before dicks. (;
IndigoAcrylic 9
No bro. It's dicks.....before chicks. Lalalalala ^_^
PSQ91 6
What the... I don't even...
umm_Talk 9
What #17 said. :-)
KeyboardWarrior 10
Is that a contradiction? Hmm.
superpoptart 24
Bros before hoes= what guys say Chicks before dicks= what girls say
Phololololo 8
What if it's a chick with a dick? What do you say then?
doogy15 11
Chicks for hits. Dicks for kicks. Smash and dash all day buddy!
umm_Talk 9
Maybe he saw this as the perfect opportunity to go for his 'mate'!
keepingitnasty 15
Hook up with the best friend he dumped you for.
awagh666 14
Sweet revenge
Freeze_fml 17
Doesn't sound like you date bright individuals.
ShroomsOnAcid 17
Yup, sounds like a really shittily thought out cover up.
FYLDeep 26
See if you can record them when they start to get freaky with each other. Then "accidentally" leak it on the internet.
ShroomsOnAcid 17
Then go to jail for triggering their double suicide? Nah, I suggest doing something less harmful, such as keeping the video to herself for masturbational purposes.
carmenm 6
Real meaning " he just doesn't like you that much " at least he's gone sooner rather then later
yelhsa1988 5
"Some peoples kids I tell ya, it's, why silly rabbit dicks are for chicks!" Lol ;)
IBelongToJeebus 0
Huh?
n3rdzgotskillz 29
british people say lads.. i'm from yorkshire, and we call everyone 'lad,' or 'lads,' or 'eladdy' etc etc.
Mister_Triangle 21
What a coincidence! OP is from the UK!
tj4234 36
#29. I believe you mean ENGLISH people say lad/lads. Up here in Scotland hardly anyone calls anyone a 'lad'. Unless it's in a jokey way. For example if a guy slept with 4 different women in a night or something people would say 'what a lad'
n3rdzgotskillz 29
that's not true, i have loads of scottish friends who say lad!
naddification 7
Don't be surprised if you find out later that your ex-boyfriend is in a relationship with his best mate.
Ray_of_midnight 23
My thought exactly. "This could be the start of a beautiful friendship." If nothing else OP can have fun Rule 34-ing the pair of them.
jaredofmo 22
He already left his girlfriend for a guy... Suspicious...