Love: Today, my boyfriend of a few months broke up with me saying that... - FML

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By Feeling used - 15/07/2016 21:50 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, my boyfriend of a few months broke up with me saying that he has been meaning to for about a month. This would have been nice to know before having sex with him, for the first time in our relationship, just a couple days ago. FML

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SquilliamFancy 15

Saturday 16 July 2016 16:01

This is why you take your time with relationships. Sure, four months sounds like you're locked and loaded, but look what happened in this instance. Waiting, not only for sex, but just to see if your partner respects you as much as you do them is worth more than twenty minutes of loud, sweaty, pretty terrible relationship christening. Lesson learned I suppose.

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