Miscellaneous: Today, my boyfriend made spaghetti Bolognese. He put the sauce...

By FromBerryToE - 02/02/2010 16:47 - France

Today, my boyfriend made spaghetti Bolognese. He put the sauce with the pasta, in the water. FML

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Colecto_fml 26

Thursday 27 October 2016 12:13

Poor thing.. Still, thank him, kiss him, tell him you love his dumb-a** and show him how to do it right.

xx000o 27

Thursday 27 October 2016 12:18

French cuisine at it's finest.

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RichardPencil 30

Thursday 27 October 2016 15:55

What a dummy! I'll bet he didn't put nearly enough bologna in it. Hah!

LyricaSilvan 29

Thursday 27 October 2016 22:55

I think "cooking classes" would be a good idea to add to his Christmas list.

Mynamewontfi 40

Thursday 27 October 2016 22:57

Spaghetti Bolognasty.

bigredmonkeybutt 28

Friday 28 October 2016 1:19

Spaghetti Boilognese

RjsBabe 17

Friday 28 October 2016 2:39

I tried to make chicken and dumplings once and dumped out the water after i got done boiling the chicken :( lol

waleedma 18

Friday 28 October 2016 3:07

Credit for trying!!!!

bobsanction 18

Saturday 29 October 2016 3:42

So a Frenchman tries to cook Italian food....

bernie81000 10

Saturday 29 October 2016 9:36

lmao it takes 5 seconds to Google/YouTube it.

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