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By justabitembarrassed - 07/10/2012 14:20 - United States - Chagrin Falls

Today, my boyfriend learned how to somersault. He now thinks that he's a ninja and somersaults into every room. FML

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By Magicfml - 05/02/2017 20:00 - United States - Toledo

Today, I learned that my boyfriend is a better pole dancer than I am, despite daily practice. This was his first time trying it. FML

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Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to pick me up, throw me over his shoulder and take me to the bedroom. Little did he know that he literally threw me over his shoulder, and I face-planted on the ground. FML

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By alltern8ive - 09/11/2009 05:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt and stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML

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By staciedee - 01/06/2010 09:49 - United States

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML

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Today, after weeks of watching Michael Jackson videos non-stop, my boyfriend learned how to moonwalk. Now he does it literally everywhere. I can't even cross the street without him moonwalking behind me. FML

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By anonymous - 18/12/2010 09:11 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around. He threw me over his shoulder and turned around, smacking my face against the wall. Then he smacked my head into the fridge after turning round to see "what that loud bang" was. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2012 18:06 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/03/2012 23:51 - United States - Meredith

Today, I tried to impress my girlfriend by vaulting over the side of a stairway rail parkour-style. Now I feel like I almost broke my legs, and judging by her hysterical laughter, she considers me more of a fool than a stud. FML

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By tine - 16/11/2014 09:44 - Australia - Sydney

Today, my boyfriend broke the bed pretending to be a caterpillar. FML

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NukedaZoo 4

Sunday 7 October 2012 19:25

And that is a problem?

DocBastard 38

Sunday 7 October 2012 19:25

He can't become invisible. Therefore, he is NOT a ninja.

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MolesterStallone 13

Sunday 7 October 2012 19:31

Just don't let him find ninja stars..

dancingmaniac 6

Sunday 7 October 2012 19:33

Thats so flippin annoying

riellllle 14

Sunday 7 October 2012 19:34

That's actually pretty impressive.

perdix 29

Sunday 7 October 2012 19:34

Tell him ninjas have to remain celibate, so he'll have to quit that tumbling foolishment if he wants to continue having sex with you. Most guys prefer pussy to pretending to be a medieval Japanese assassin.

Soloman212 28

Sunday 7 October 2012 19:59

I'm not so sure about that... I'd take Assassin's Creed over sex any day, although given that's not Japanese.

perdix 29

Sunday 7 October 2012 20:10

#48, given that attitude, I don't think you are going to have a choice.

ee13lbp 4

Sunday 7 October 2012 20:16

48- I'm taking it you've never gotten laid before then

Soloman212 28

Sunday 7 October 2012 20:23

Baboons actually mate quite frequently. I reached sexual maturity about 7 years ago.

KingCeltic77 18

Sunday 7 October 2012 21:38

Do they actually have to remain cellabit?

SApprentice 34

Sunday 7 October 2012 21:45

76- celibate*

enormouselephant 15

Sunday 7 October 2012 22:26

I would chose you over somersaulting any day, Perdix.

Futacy 29

Sunday 7 October 2012 22:28

76, yeah I'm not usually a grammar Nazi, but that is a really shitty job at spelling.

Warden1986 16

Monday 8 October 2012 0:22

Shit, can't you both? That could be his grand entrance..

satanic_fml 13

Sunday 7 October 2012 19:35

he's having fun? FYL I HATE fun too

Accuraxy 10

Sunday 7 October 2012 19:35

Why are you complaining? If anyone messes with you he can take them out with his ninja skills:p

JordantJordan 7

Sunday 7 October 2012 19:37

Your boyfriends awesome XD

mrsmueller 7

Sunday 7 October 2012 19:41

That is awesome!

SkoomaKi 27

Sunday 7 October 2012 19:52

Ninja? More like semi ninja, half ninja, incomplete ninja. Only when he has mastered invisibility will be an epic, mega, super, ultra, awesome ninja of legendary proportions.