Love: Today, my boyfriend got defensively angry after I poured my heart...

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By xxRachybearxx - 28/07/2016 11:56 - United States - Bountiful

Today, my boyfriend got defensively angry after I poured my heart out about me fearing him only liking me for my body. After I cried for 15 minutes he said, "maybe you should just sleep it off." FML

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kakarot26 7

Friday 29 July 2016 4:31

you should reconsider if you wanna be with him....its not fair not to get equal affection

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kakarot26 7

Friday 29 July 2016 4:31

you should reconsider if you wanna be with him....its not fair not to get equal affection

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