Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend gave me my first ever orgasm. Then he bitched... - FML

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By good2know - 09/01/2015 23:09 - Canada - Toronto

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Today, my boyfriend gave me my first ever orgasm. Then he bitched me out for insulting his intelligence, saying it was "blatantly fake" and that "women don't orgasm like that". FML

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Astrum14 24

Saturday 10 January 2015 10:39

Dude needs to watch less **** and have sex with women more.

Gabilliam 19

Saturday 10 January 2015 10:41

You forgot to moan like a gorilla in heat, that's what he was expecting. FYL for having a dumbass boyfriend.

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twisty6 0

Sunday 18 January 2015 12:43

Get a new man

vampirepopstar 1

Friday 23 January 2015 19:56

Youu Stupid Dumb Bitch Iann ******* With Youuuu

cdncw 20

Thursday 23 April 2015 0:26

Perhaps he's heard "faking" so many times that he can't see/hear/read the difference? At the very least, look on the bright side: he was concerned that you hadn't actually achieved climax.

BloodyGlass 10

Saturday 3 September 2016 18:11

Ex-boyfriend.

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