Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex quite aggressively.... - FML

By mallycat14 - 25/06/2015 16:26 - United States - Middleton

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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex quite aggressively. Towards the end, he lifted his hips off the bed and then headbutted me in the nose. The only thing that came today was blood all over my new bra. FML

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mallycat14 10

Friday 26 June 2015 15:40

Hi guys I'm the person that posted this and the reason my bra was still on was because it was a quickie . And we didn't really have time to get completely undressed lol . And no one came because my nose bled everywhere. And on top of that we had no paper towels so I had to use one of his shirts to stop the bleeding right away. And he head butted me on accident . His hips went up too fast and I basically fell into his face....

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Benmantha 31

Thursday 25 June 2015 19:32

..did you keep your bra on..? o_o

myanichole 22

Thursday 25 June 2015 19:32

Maybe it's telling you not to wear a bra during sex

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worldclassrager 39

Thursday 25 June 2015 21:01

Was that on accident?

nihar_1296 12

Thursday 25 June 2015 21:03

looks like we got a Floyd mayweather over here!

johnfulcher90 12

Thursday 25 June 2015 21:38

that is sooooooo sexy

mustangbravo 27

Thursday 25 June 2015 22:02

Why were you still wearing a bra?

siggy_mcsigx 22

Thursday 25 June 2015 22:21

Aggressive sex generally equals wildly flailing boobs Which can be distracting and painful for some women, maybe? So they keep the bra on for some support...

Angelrose2004 17

Friday 26 June 2015 0:43

Exactly! I can't believe how strange it is to wear a bra during sex! Besides the painful smacking on the chest, some also have to worry about spraying their significant other with milk! ;)

iAlissa 34

Friday 26 June 2015 2:38

... Well that was a metal image that I definitely didn't need

Sillsallad 15

Friday 26 June 2015 16:47

Yay, milkshake!

Teyros 24

Thursday 25 June 2015 22:48

I guess you should get more naked during the dirty business :)

AyeJay101 25

Thursday 25 June 2015 22:52

I don't know why everyone is complaining about the bra, hell I've had sex with pants barely off and everything else on. Just needed to stick it in.

VeeFML 10

Saturday 27 June 2015 1:30

exactly! I've had sex fully dressed before.

BlueScales 15

Thursday 25 June 2015 23:24

Ouch

kingnothing123x 11

Thursday 25 June 2015 23:51

Why wear a bra during sex? Let the girls breath problem solved

kayj905 15

Thursday 25 June 2015 23:52

Is your dog ok, at least?

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