Love: Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on his couch when suddenly... - FML

By treegirl - 26/07/2009 05:57 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on his couch when suddenly I tried to get up. Before I could stand, he grabs onto me and says, "I'm a koala and you're my eucalyptus tree!" He then continued to latch onto me for a good five minutes pretending to eat my hair. FML

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solitaryspook 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 16:26

Your boyfriend is awesome.

MooKee 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 16:27

romantic!

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janexxdoe 7

Sunday 19 February 2012 21:14

Maybe it's just me, but I think that's ADORABLE.

Dreamsofthedead 3

Saturday 3 March 2012 4:25

That is so cute!

ImTheAlpha 30

Saturday 3 March 2012 7:20

That's nøt FYL, that's ADORABLE! I'd LOVE it if my bøyfriend did that!

holholmikan 11

Saturday 3 March 2012 23:45

that is so adorable and lovely. what a great guy! i'll have him if you don't want him?:P

CapnCasper 2

Tuesday 6 March 2012 8:17

I think that sounds kinda cute xD

sombi3 0

Saturday 17 March 2012 23:45

Awwww that's not FML that's awesome!!!your bf is awesome. YDI for having no sense of humor

brycizzle 0

Tuesday 17 April 2012 6:59

Sounds like me

howtobe351 0

Thursday 19 April 2012 4:15

Adorable!

silverflame1 6

Friday 20 April 2012 1:46

Why do I find that so cute?

ohshitjens 5

Saturday 21 April 2012 7:16

OH GAAWD LOL CANT STOP LAUGHING. OMG.

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