Today, my boyfriend and I went on a romantic date to a botanical garden in the hills. A giant bushfire erupted in the hills on our way, meaning we're now stuck out here because the roads are closed. So romantic. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I went on a hiking date with my significant other. Trying to be adventurous and assertive, I suggested we take a shortcut through the woods. We got hopelessly lost and ended up spending the night in a deserted ranger station. Turns out, my idea of adventure is not quite as romantic as it sounds. FML
Today, I planned a romantic picnic date. I packed all my boyfriend’s favorite foods, set up a cozy blanket, and even brought flowers. The second we sat down, it started raining. We ate soggy sandwiches in my car while laughing at our “perfect date.” FML
Today, in the middle of a romantic walk through the park where we had our first date, my husband actually walked into a tree because he was looking at a woman who had sat down on the grass in such a position that he could see up her skirt. Very romantic of him, I must say. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted to make breakfast. Since I usually do all the cooking, I said that was fine. Four hours later, my boyfriend and I were sitting on the sidewalk across the street as the firemen sprayed down the burnt remains of our kitchen. FML
Today, what started as an amazing day with hiking, a picnic, more hiking, then a romantic nature walk, ended in a ridiculous screaming match between me and my boyfriend. I only asked him to shower before laying in our bed when we got home, since we were covered in sweat, bug bites and dirt. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our anniversary. I had cooked him a romantic meal and we were planning on eating it in front of the fire. This would have gone great had I not forgotten to unblock the chimney. My entire basement filled with smoke and didn't clear for three hours. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went on a Snowshoeing date. I felt sick and suggested we turn back. He said I could wait in the car and continued on the date alone. He was gone for hours, while I was stuck alone in a national park with no cell reception, food, or water. FML
Today, while I was on a second date with this guy, my roommate tried calling me and I ignored her. After dinner my date brought me back to my apartment and there was a waterfall gushing down from the balcony above our apartment. The guys above us had started a fire and our apartment was flooded. FML
Today, I went to this coffee shop in town that has a fire pit outdoors with my boyfriend. I threw out the idea of sitting by the fire together, and he responded by telling me that his father and dog died in a house fire when he was young. FML
Today, I tried to propose to my partner in a creative way, but ended up getting stuck in a tree. FML
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Top comments
RpiesSPIES 27
You could always make the best of the, as you put it, 'romantic' situation.
mooleelee 0
Talk about a hot date!
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Comments (89)
blunttobluntest 12
Now imagine all the things you can do there?
I3eefChowFun 7
Think of it as a romantic picnic by the fireplace. Have some wine, roast some marshmallows and cuddle by the fire.
tdizzy91 2
Oh well, at least you still have WiFi!
AphyTheBronette 15
At least he ******* tried, go get some damn marshmallows and discover what " go enjoy yourself really means"
lfrider92 21
So instead of spending romantic time with your boyfriend, you decide to pull your phone out and post an fml. F his life for having to deal with an ungreatful girl such as yourself that can't even set her phone down while spending time with her man.
88vivera 9
Good luck!
CuriousAlien 7
Even in the worst situations, try and make the best out of it. At least you guys are alone, play a game. I spy. I don't know. Think of SOMETHING fun, instead of whining how your night is ruined.
beno18 3
You ungrateful bitch.
KiddNYC1O 22
Not that I mind flowers and plants but botanical gardens make me dizzy.
mahdi8130 8
Well atleast you have eachother and the internet.