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By not even a sexy bushfire - 25/10/2012 16:27 - Australia - Kelmscott

Today, my boyfriend and I went on a romantic date to a botanical garden in the hills. A giant bushfire erupted in the hills on our way, meaning we're now stuck out here because the roads are closed. So romantic. FML

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By Un1ucky - 08/06/2014 03:22 - United States

Today, my boyfriend wanted to make breakfast. Since I usually do all the cooking, I said that was fine. Four hours later, my boyfriend and I were sitting on the sidewalk across the street as the firemen sprayed down the burnt remains of our kitchen. FML

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By anonymous - 31/01/2013 04:02 - Canada - Fergus

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By kanmcdan - 22/04/2019 00:00

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By effinit - 30/10/2009 04:31 - United States

Today, while I was on a second date with this guy, my roommate tried calling me and I ignored her. After dinner my date brought me back to my apartment and there was a waterfall gushing down from the balcony above our apartment. The guys above us had started a fire and our apartment was flooded. FML

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By Sunny - 12/09/2018 07:30 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, I went to this coffee shop in town that has a fire pit outdoors with my boyfriend. I threw out the idea of sitting by the fire together, and he responded by telling me that his father and dog died in a house fire when he was young. FML

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Did she say yes at least?

By Anonymous - 10/02/2023 18:00

Today, I tried to propose to my partner in a creative way, but ended up getting stuck in a tree. FML

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By marie - 28/08/2023 16:00

Today, my boyfriend surprised me with a bouquet of flowers he'd picked himself. This would’ve been romantic, had they not all been Poison Hemlock. FML

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Friday 26 October 2012 2:53

You could always make the best of the, as you put it, 'romantic' situation.

mooleelee 0

Friday 26 October 2012 2:56

Talk about a hot date!

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blunttobluntest 12

Friday 26 October 2012 3:37

Now imagine all the things you can do there?

I3eefChowFun 7

Friday 26 October 2012 3:37

Think of it as a romantic picnic by the fireplace. Have some wine, roast some marshmallows and cuddle by the fire.

tdizzy91 2

Friday 26 October 2012 3:45

Oh well, at least you still have WiFi!

AphyTheBronette 15

Friday 26 October 2012 3:46

At least he ******* tried, go get some damn marshmallows and discover what " go enjoy yourself really means"

lfrider92 21

Friday 26 October 2012 3:49

So instead of spending romantic time with your boyfriend, you decide to pull your phone out and post an fml. F his life for having to deal with an ungreatful girl such as yourself that can't even set her phone down while spending time with her man.

88vivera 9

Friday 26 October 2012 4:06

Good luck!

CuriousAlien 7

Friday 26 October 2012 4:06

Even in the worst situations, try and make the best out of it. At least you guys are alone, play a game. I spy. I don't know. Think of SOMETHING fun, instead of whining how your night is ruined.