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By anon - 29/04/2016 18:43 - United States - Northfield

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to get intimate. I am on my period so I stealthily removed my tampon and threw it on the floor trying not to ruin the mood. A couple minutes in we heard growling. My cats were fighting over my tampon. FML

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kristinjeaneen 21

Saturday 30 April 2016 7:49

I get you were trying to not ruin the mood, but it's super gross that you just tossed the tampon on the floor. Couldn't you have just gone to the bathroom or something first?

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kristinjeaneen 21

Saturday 30 April 2016 7:49

I get you were trying to not ruin the mood, but it's super gross that you just tossed the tampon on the floor. Couldn't you have just gone to the bathroom or something first?

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