Miscellaneous: Today, my best mate turned up at my house uninvited, interrupted...

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By WittyMoron - 16/01/2016 20:53 - United Kingdom

Today, my best mate turned up at my house uninvited, interrupted my cooking, asked what the "fancy spice pot" was and emptied my mother's ashes into the cheese sauce I was making. FML.

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