Love: Today, my best-friend, who also happens to be the guy I love...

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By Zarokona - 17/02/2016 22:35 - United States - College Station

Today, my best-friend, who also happens to be the guy I love and was going to confess to, told me he thinks I'm outdated, boring, lack confidence, and too conservative in my appearance. FML

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