Today, my aunt had the wonderful experience of hearing my boyfriend and I have a very "satisfying" encounter after we stupidly forgot to turn off the baby monitor. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. It was the first time in four months since our baby was born, that I could really enjoy it. After we finished up we walked into the livingroom, where my white faced brother was sitting. He said we left the baby monitor on. FML
Today, I learned the hard way that my parents leave the baby monitor in my room when my boyfriend stays over. FML
Today, my grandpa forgot that my aunt set up a baby monitor in his bedroom in case of a fall. I’m sitting in the living room with his wife - who is deaf - and I hear him moaning over the baby monitor. My grandfather was jerking off and forgot that someone could hear him. I wish I could forget too. FML
Today, I had some hot phone sex with my long-distance girlfriend. Half-way through, my mom stormed in, and told me I was disgusting and sick for doing it in the same room as my brother. I forgot about the baby monitor. FML
Today, I had to have an awkward conversation with my parents when they told me they were able to hear me and my boyfriend having sex at night. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were house sitting. We were a little on edge because we'd heard noises. We were starting to get intimate, and suddenly the house alarm started going off. We locked ourselves in the room, called the police, and they told us that we were the ones who'd set it off. FML
Today, I was video chatting with my boyfriend, when his doorbell rang. He said it was his friend and that he'd be back soon. He shut off his video feed but forgot to mute his audio. A few minutes later, I heard him and some orgasm-faking girl getting it on in the background. FML
Today, my boyfriend accidentally called me from his pocket. I thought it would be funny to see what him and his friends were talking about. I laughed when I heard him talking about us fooling around until I realized it wasn't me. FML
Today, I had my daughter babysit her two-year-old brother while I went out with my husband. I told her not to let him out of her sight. She certainly did as I said; when I tuned into our internet-enabled baby monitor, I heard her and some guy having sex in the room. FML
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assassinbanana0 20
Be lucky your aunt wasn't in your closet
isallwaysme 27
why didn't she turn off her baby monitor instead of listening to you two.
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Comments (87)
sludgegirl9319 5
At least you had a satisfying "encounter".
djinnyf 12
Why was there a baby monitor there?!
Chibitalia180 6
There's always a chance that they have baby monitors in every room so they can watch their kids from a different room. There's always another chance that it's one of those monitors when you can hear from both ends, so you can talk to the baby. The aunt might of been with the baby, and they might of been in a room with a baby monitor.
pengin 13
Why would you "get it on" with your aunt around, assuming she's simply over to visit?? I'm sure you could've waited an hour or so for her to leave to have sex. If she does live with you, I think you'd come to better accommodate your place to create enough privacy for you both-- ie be mindful of your noise levels/ turn off baby monitors etc. Basically, YDI.
Boooooosha 8
Im hoping the baby wasnt in there with you guys...
StarLight1120 3
boyfriend? You have a baby with him and he hasn't married you yet?
Shade1982 21
Really? Are you from the middle ages or something?
fie26 9
were you doing it in the baby's room?!!!
fantasyworld 39
Awkward.
trumpy 9
well she did have the option to turn it off