Today, my aunt had the wonderful experience of hearing my boyfriend and I have a very "satisfying" encounter after we stupidly forgot to turn off the baby monitor. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. It was the first time in four months since our baby was born, that I could really enjoy it. After we finished up we walked into the livingroom, where my white faced brother was sitting. He said we left the baby monitor on. FML
Today, I learned the hard way that my parents leave the baby monitor in my room when my boyfriend stays over. FML
Today, my grandpa forgot that my aunt set up a baby monitor in his bedroom in case of a fall. I’m sitting in the living room with his wife - who is deaf - and I hear him moaning over the baby monitor. My grandfather was jerking off and forgot that someone could hear him. I wish I could forget too. FML
Today, I had some hot phone sex with my long-distance girlfriend. Half-way through, my mom stormed in, and told me I was disgusting and sick for doing it in the same room as my brother. I forgot about the baby monitor. FML
Today, I had to have an awkward conversation with my parents when they told me they were able to hear me and my boyfriend having sex at night. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were house sitting. We were a little on edge because we'd heard noises. We were starting to get intimate, and suddenly the house alarm started going off. We locked ourselves in the room, called the police, and they told us that we were the ones who'd set it off. FML
Today, I was video chatting with my boyfriend, when his doorbell rang. He said it was his friend and that he'd be back soon. He shut off his video feed but forgot to mute his audio. A few minutes later, I heard him and some orgasm-faking girl getting it on in the background. FML
Today, my boyfriend accidentally called me from his pocket. I thought it would be funny to see what him and his friends were talking about. I laughed when I heard him talking about us fooling around until I realized it wasn't me. FML
Today, I had my daughter babysit her two-year-old brother while I went out with my husband. I told her not to let him out of her sight. She certainly did as I said; when I tuned into our internet-enabled baby monitor, I heard her and some guy having sex in the room. FML
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assassinbanana0 20
Be lucky your aunt wasn't in your closet
isallwaysme 27
why didn't she turn off her baby monitor instead of listening to you two.
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Comments (87)
avapaige1234 19
Was the "satisfaction" worth the embarrassment after all? It better be!
evanthe2nd 5
Of course! They ******!
RoboCunnilingus 23
All sex is good, isn't it?
avapaige1234 19
19 and 28. Either your partners are **** stars, or you're just virgin.
Koppol 15
It would be funny if your aunt had an FML as well and we saw this same post in the other point of view.
perdix 31
Perhaps she rubbed one out while the two of you were going at it. You may have been a part of an electronic threesome.
Smoldering 15
When you can't beat em' join em'
kurodansei 16
I imagine she would have been beating it pretty hard in Perix's scenario.
botanistjessica 24
Idk, 66. Beating one's ****** doesn't sound too enticing.
davikiin 6
Was the monitor in a baby's room, or was it in your room for some reason?
monnanon 14
im guessing the babys cot is in their room and they have the monitor for when they are not in bed too.
shibeep 12
Not as bad as your little sister walking in....
KiddoKS 19
Just make sure you don't get rid of those monitors... I have a feeling you'll have a new reason to use them in 9 months or so.
Wizzlbang 10
Why were you doing it in the baby room?
byron17 26
Maybe the baby sleeps in the same room as them o.0 Consider that... -.-
kross_reach 17
Why was it in the room
KiddoKS 19
Don't be surprised if she asks if you both washed your hands before supper.
billyjoel456 8
I'm feelin you
snegma 16
That's what she said.