Today, my aunt had the wonderful experience of hearing my boyfriend and I have a very "satisfying" encounter after we stupidly forgot to turn off the baby monitor. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. It was the first time in four months since our baby was born, that I could really enjoy it. After we finished up we walked into the livingroom, where my white faced brother was sitting. He said we left the baby monitor on. FML
Today, I learned the hard way that my parents leave the baby monitor in my room when my boyfriend stays over. FML
Today, my grandpa forgot that my aunt set up a baby monitor in his bedroom in case of a fall. I’m sitting in the living room with his wife - who is deaf - and I hear him moaning over the baby monitor. My grandfather was jerking off and forgot that someone could hear him. I wish I could forget too. FML
Today, I had some hot phone sex with my long-distance girlfriend. Half-way through, my mom stormed in, and told me I was disgusting and sick for doing it in the same room as my brother. I forgot about the baby monitor. FML
Today, I had to have an awkward conversation with my parents when they told me they were able to hear me and my boyfriend having sex at night. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were house sitting. We were a little on edge because we'd heard noises. We were starting to get intimate, and suddenly the house alarm started going off. We locked ourselves in the room, called the police, and they told us that we were the ones who'd set it off. FML
Today, I was video chatting with my boyfriend, when his doorbell rang. He said it was his friend and that he'd be back soon. He shut off his video feed but forgot to mute his audio. A few minutes later, I heard him and some orgasm-faking girl getting it on in the background. FML
Today, my boyfriend accidentally called me from his pocket. I thought it would be funny to see what him and his friends were talking about. I laughed when I heard him talking about us fooling around until I realized it wasn't me. FML
Today, I had my daughter babysit her two-year-old brother while I went out with my husband. I told her not to let him out of her sight. She certainly did as I said; when I tuned into our internet-enabled baby monitor, I heard her and some guy having sex in the room. FML
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Top comments
assassinbanana0 20
Be lucky your aunt wasn't in your closet
isallwaysme 27
why didn't she turn off her baby monitor instead of listening to you two.
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Comments (87)
amifaiyaz 12
"Baby, baby, baby ohh..."
mjzgirl1995 6
What were y'all doing have sex near a baby monitor let alone around your aunt?
KBurns207 17
Lots of baby monitor posts on here... Thank you for all the laughs lol
Sir_drink_alot 20
She must have enjoyed it, since she couldn't just turn the monitor off
Kat7595 10
You should have waited until she left the house...
buckdharma 38
Apparently riding the dog like it's a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment.
beccaboodle9996 11
No offense. But if you had a kid next time take some precautions. Like I get it. You weren't paying attention but jeez.
MsGirlyPlayer 5
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mr_sarcastic416 29
why were you 2 getting it on in the baby room? (I'm assuming that's the only place a monitor would be kept)
judea95 16
Is this the same Aunt that his in the closet?