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By anon - 19/03/2016 00:24 - United States

Today, me and my family set off on an 8 hour drive to Vegas, on the way there we realized we forgot the tickets to all of our shows and when we finally arrived we found out we made the hotel reservation for next weekend, we have been planning this trip for a year. FML

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