Love and Money: Today, my boyfriend and I won $1,000 on a scratch-off, but when... - FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2017 19:00

Today, my boyfriend and I won $1,000 on a scratch-off, but when he tried to cash it in they told him he owed money to the state so we got nothing. If I had done it instead we would have gotten the money. FML

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Seeya55 31

Monday 13 November 2017 19:34

This is probably better in the long run. It would have had to be owed eventually, and a surprise of $1000 if he were really struggling would have been worse! Stinks, but take it! If it we're swapped I'd hope he'd be supportive too.

Lindsey Simmons 9

Monday 13 November 2017 19:51

He took care of $1000 in debt with the scratch of a ticket. How much luckier can you get?

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mobrien51598 5

Tuesday 28 November 2017 7:03

What do u mean "we" HE would have gotten the money not u

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