Work: Today, me and my boyfriend both had an interview at the same...

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By anonomous - 14/06/2016 16:53 - United States

Today, me and my boyfriend both had an interview at the same place. I worked there previously for a year and a half and was the fastest cashier they had. He has only ever worked with food. At the end, he got the job and I didn't. FML

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trucker2 33

Thursday 16 June 2016 21:40

If you worked there previously perhaps they was looking for someone on a more long term bases....

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trucker2 33

Thursday 16 June 2016 21:40

If you worked there previously perhaps they was looking for someone on a more long term bases....

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