This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, by wasn’t approved by our team.

By GoShitInYourHand - 27/06/2016 17:10 - United States

Today, locked out of my house for hours, I had to shit so badly that I found myself squatting under my front porch, shitting into a piece of loose leaf paper, and just praying that my outdoors-loving neighbors couldn't see me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 486
You deserved it 49
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Benpie 22

Or just, you know, ask a neighbor to use their toilet...

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Marcella1016 31

I don't know how the voting process works to make these real but I think this should be a real FML. I'd love to see the follow up to this lol Also, maybe a badge for getting a nearly FML? The "Nearly There..." Badge. "Congratulations, we agree, your life nearly sucks!" Or something like that :)

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Benpie 22

Or just, you know, ask a neighbor to use their toilet...

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Marcella1016 31

I don't know how the voting process works to make these real but I think this should be a real FML. I'd love to see the follow up to this lol Also, maybe a badge for getting a nearly FML? The "Nearly There..." Badge. "Congratulations, we agree, your life nearly sucks!" Or something like that :)

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captionmerica34 4

Wouldnt they want you to shit in your yard cause that could be fertilizer?

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Oh_No_Not_Him 25

I hesitate to imagine what you cleaned up with.

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trucker2 33

I some how picture Op scooting across the yard doing the doggie swipe

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