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Stan017 Singapore, Singapore

Today, like everyday this week, I bought a Venti-sized Starbucks Latte. It's a one for one deal and I have no friends to share it with. I drank both by myself again. FML

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squizzlebee 19

Perhaps you could try and make some friends in Starbucks by offering them your extra drink? Couldn't hurt anyway!

Mauskau 36

I wouldn't share my free stuff anyway, I got it for free, I earned it! ;)

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Comments (31)

squizzlebee 19

Perhaps you could try and make some friends in Starbucks by offering them your extra drink? Couldn't hurt anyway!

Shaeleigh Heather Smith 12

I was literally just about to say this! Great way to meet new people and make new friends.

Mauskau 36

I wouldn't share my free stuff anyway, I got it for free, I earned it! ;)

Dave_Davington 34

You. I like you. Not enough to share my free stuff with you, but I do like you nonetheless.

Jatok 17

I would recommend drinking less coffee (overall, but I would accept you at least spacing these out by several hours).

HylianWarrior 21

There is never too much coffee

azouwa 26

are they still offering this deal? think I'll go get me a couple. :-)

RichardPencil 32

So, you're slamming a quaranta (venti + venti = quaranta)?!?! You must be jittery as hell, and that prevents you from making friends.

chessu 21

I'm in the same boat OP! I've had spare theatre and cinema tickets, coffees, gym passes and no takers! Wish I had some words of wisdom, but I don't. Maybe it helps to know that you're not the only one out there with this problem! As far as Starbucks goes, you /could/ just give it to a stranger and not drink two 'cause you have to'. It'll make their day either way!

RockPrincess26 16

Starfucks sucks anyhow. People who drink it have dead taste buds.

jfsiv 17

That's a Lotta Latte!

mariri9206 32

Could have just left it at "that's a latte!" trust me, I'm a barista and professional coffee pun sayer. I say puns at work all the time.

iml1995 8

1 for 1 equal one for now and one for later. there is no sharing when it comes to coffee.

OhPuhleeze 23

Some research indicates that intelligent people tend to stay alone; they can't deal with the drama the idiots seem to attract. You'll find someone to share soon enough.