Health: Today, it was my first day back at school. My social anxiety...

By freakingout - 04/09/2012 21:55 - United States - Roslyn

Today, it was my first day back at school. My social anxiety is so bad that I couldn't even raise my hand to use the bathroom because I didn't want people to look at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2011 17:36 - United States

Today, it was my first day back to school after break. I wasn't feeling well, but I decided to go anyway. I threw up in the hallway and shit myself at the same time. I waited in the office for my dad to come and get me for almost an hour while wearing dirty underwear. FML

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By Nervous wreck - 30/06/2023 20:00 - United States

Today, my social anxiety is so bad that the mere thought of talking to anyone, even someone who isn't even real, makes me feel ill and uneasy. FML

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By raiden - 17/08/2018 20:30

Today, it's my first day of high school. It's also my first day of a three-day in-school suspension. The reason? I sat next to a girl and she immediately got up and told the teacher that she didn't "feel safe". FML

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By Anonymous - 21/03/2022 16:01 - United States - Santa Rosa

Today, it was my first day at my new high school. I put on a tiny bit of makeup, just some mascara, to feel more confident. I got in the car and my mom started yelling about how horrible my makeup is, basically calls me a slut for wearing it, and makes me take it off. I ended up crying in the bathroom on my first day. FML

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By pottie69 - 07/09/2011 05:23 - United States

Today, my social anxiety got so bad that I'm now afraid to add people on Facebook. FML

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Making an entrance

By conspicuous - 12/09/2012 20:11 - United States - Baton Rouge

Today, I was late for class. I have extreme social anxiety, so I quietly slipped into the huge, packed auditorium, trying to be as quiet as possible. When I was almost to my seat, I accidentally kicked a teacher's coffee down the steps. The entire class looked at me and some clapped. FML

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By Jules - 15/09/2017 17:00

Today, the first day of school, I threw up on my teacher in the middle of class. FML

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Anxious

By DamnTornadoAlley - 30/08/2012 05:55 - United States - Wichita Falls

Today, I had to force myself to take a dump at school, even though I have severe restroom anxiety and shyness. I had finally relaxed enough to go when the tornado drills went off mid-dump, and 46 students and teachers packed into the bathroom with me. FML

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Messed up

By Anonymous - 04/07/2022 15:30 - India - Gurgaon

Today, my brain is all messed up, and my stomach is churning at the thought of going to school, which starts from tomorrow. I was never like this before the lockdown at least. I liked going to school; now I despise it. My social life is now shit, and I have no idea if my mental health is alright. FML

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By IncompatibleMetier - 09/10/2014 23:07 - France

Today, and for a long time, I've had a phobia of schools. I'm extremely stressed out about starting in a new school. Normal, right? Yes, except that I'm the teacher. FML

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Wednesday 5 September 2012 9:13

It will be worse if they look at you after you've peed yourself.

SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18

Wednesday 5 September 2012 9:16

Show up fashionably late, wearing nothing but a G string and a burger king crown. You'll get over your social anxiety pretty quickly. And a week out of school from the suspension.

Comments

Mahtari 19

Thursday 6 September 2012 5:45

I know that feel.

Barette_fml 7

Thursday 6 September 2012 5:46

I have social anxiety disorder as well, it's definitely so difficult! I'm going to CBT now and it helps a lot, OP. Maybe you can look into it, because you can overcome it! Good luck OP!

shelbz7 2

Thursday 6 September 2012 7:07

I feel your pain!

malzi21 8

Thursday 6 September 2012 8:20

Know the feeling. Mine is not as bad, but I totally get it.

gcnickel77 2

Thursday 6 September 2012 9:00

So let me get this straight... you would rather have everyone looking at you while you pissed/shit yourself, instead of having them look at you while you raised your hand and request to go take care of your business? Here is a diagnosis for you... quit being a pansy.

Isa_fml 20

Thursday 6 September 2012 9:44

Or he could hold it, because he's not a toddler...

gcnickel77 2

Thursday 6 September 2012 18:03

Which is unhealthy and blatantly unnecessary at the same time.

gcnickel77 2

Thursday 6 September 2012 18:08

Better yet here is a cure for your social anxiety... pretend your in a fmylife forum in real life. None of you seem to have social anxiety here. (and yes this is a "social" network) When you start acting like a bad ass and it back fires on you though try to refrain from rage quitting your life.

Eliterepo 2

Thursday 6 September 2012 15:07

I made an account just to comment on this lol, because I had the exact same thing this morning. Just wanted to let you know you're not alone, there's millions of us :)

kenzie20 6

Thursday 6 September 2012 20:28

Giving presentations to the class must be so much fun for you.

xxyourdesire 0

Friday 7 September 2012 1:39

I do the same thing.! Except I have to make sure everyone is out of the bathroom, all sinks are on, and have a friend make the hand dryers go off so nobody hears me.