This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, by wasn’t approved by our team.
Today it’s my sisters 21st birthday. I went to pick her and a friend up at a bar. I parked, went in and left not 5 minutes later and my car was towed. I went to get it back and discovered those assholes ripped the front lip off my car. Then on the way home her friend puked in my backseat. FML