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Today, it's my birthday and I received a signed vintage Beatles' album from my wife. Awesome right? It's the same album some jerk way over-bidded me for on eBay. That jerk was my wife, using my credit card. FML

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Ouch, man. At least the album ended up safely in your hands at the end.

Awww. And then at Christmas, you could pawn your heirloom pocket watch so you could buy her some ornate haircombs for her long beautiful hair, and meanwhile, she cuts and sells her hair to buy you a chain for your heirloom pocket watch - what a riot! Oh, Henry, the IRONY!!!

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Gingerly 0

What's with all the people ragging on the wife for using his credit card? How do we know that she didn't use it because he had a higher credit limit and she was going to pay him back? And why does it matter? When I was a kid, my mom stayed at home while my dad worked, my mom always used his money to buy him gifts because it's not about the ******* money, it's about getting a surprise from someone that shows that they love you enough to get you a thoughtful gift! And, if they have enough money to buy vintage Beatles albums, they probably aren't hurting for cash. OP: Quit bitching, she was doing something extremely considerate for you, get over yourself.

aleaz302 0

haha that's kinda funny though ;)

Women are good for that

Not much of a present if you still end up paying for it..

dorkasaur 0

Hats not an fml Welcome to Marrige

Your life is awesome! You have a wife who knows what you like...

Never leave people your credit card info. Go take a lap.

californicated 0

It's the thought that counts...

awwwww!!! damn that sucks!

Funny, the exact same thing happened in an episode of the Cosby show.