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Today, it's my birthday and I received a signed vintage Beatles' album from my wife. Awesome right? It's the same album some jerk way over-bidded me for on eBay. That jerk was my wife, using my credit card. FML

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Ouch, man. At least the album ended up safely in your hands at the end.

Awww. And then at Christmas, you could pawn your heirloom pocket watch so you could buy her some ornate haircombs for her long beautiful hair, and meanwhile, she cuts and sells her hair to buy you a chain for your heirloom pocket watch - what a riot! Oh, Henry, the IRONY!!!

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EmDizzle2007 28

This same thing happened on the Cosby Show

You should have ended it after the first sentence it was bad enough alredy.

How is this an FML? Your wife loves you enough to: a: know exactly what you want b. not wait till the last minute to buy your gift from a Walgreens c. pay an assload of money for your gift

Jaque_Aze 0

You can see the I'd of the highest bidder. How did you guys not know each others I'd? Why do you have to make up FMLs?

omg so she spent more of YOUR money to beat YOU... end that relationship NOW!

full house episode

you got it anyways, so don't complain.

Yea but at least you no ur wife cares enough to get something you wanted...but just using ur card..

awesomeguy1221 4

that shows your wife cared