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carine13 Edmonton, Canada

Today, it's my best friend's birthday. It's also the first year I've had her gift purchased, wrapped and mailed on time. The post office lost the parcel. FML

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OP here! FM password retrival. lol Yeah Canada Post comes with free insurance so I got my money back.

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Murphy's Law 101. You understand.

When you file the insurance claim, tell them you got your friend an original Picasso, a gold ingot, unicorn semen and the secret recipe for Coke.

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doglover100 29

My best friend sometimes doesn't get me anything when I do. Then when I send her something she doesn't say thank you.

To the people talking about how shitty the US Post Office is: OP lives in Canada. How do you know she was even shipping to the US?

Should off went with pony express.

The post office be having some horrible service. I know from experience of course.

mookiemookie01 24

Noo! How do you lose a package??

I love OP's name!

ElishaisSexy2016 9

Hopefully your friend understands

Or they just dont deliver on sunday

This was the 20th, but as we all know "Today," is the day everything happens

Oh boo. Now that I showed my face they got rid of my cool name :( "Murphy's Bitch"... Pretty much describes my life.