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By MyHumpsMyHumpsMyHumps - 12/07/2016 02:41

Today, it is two days before I'm due to go on holiday with my lovely boyfriend to meet his extended family. Today is also the day I woke up with the biggest, angriest, ugliest stye in my left eye. I can hardly open it and I look like Disney's Hunchback of Notre Dame. FML.

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iamdman 22

Tuesday 12 July 2016 22:02

Sorry OP. That is super awful timing and a mess in general. If there is still a chance, maybe you could get to a minute clinic before leaving to relieve your symptoms and start treatment. Safe travels and I am hope if your boyfriend is sweet he learned it from his family.

blackrose1996 11

Tuesday 12 July 2016 23:56

Go to your doctor and have them get rid of it

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iamdman 22

Tuesday 12 July 2016 22:02

Sorry OP. That is super awful timing and a mess in general. If there is still a chance, maybe you could get to a minute clinic before leaving to relieve your symptoms and start treatment. Safe travels and I am hope if your boyfriend is sweet he learned it from his family.

blackrose1996 11

Tuesday 12 July 2016 23:56

Go to your doctor and have them get rid of it

petunia723 12

Wednesday 13 July 2016 1:01

Put hot water on a wash cloth, as warm as you can stand and apply it to the stye. Good luck

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