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By witty gadfly - 13/06/2016 01:41 - United States - Lake Ariel

Today in my hotel room, I woke up to a cockroach crawling on me. After killing it, I convinced myself no other bugs could get into the room. I then watched a 4" millepede craw through the crack in the door. I also then noticed that the roach didn't actually die the first time I tried to kill it. FML

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sturschaedel 27

Monday 13 June 2016 14:36

Get out. You don't know what else might be crawling around there.

Beautymarked 12

Tuesday 14 June 2016 23:30

Sounds like a shitty hotel tbh.

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sturschaedel 27

Monday 13 June 2016 14:36

Get out. You don't know what else might be crawling around there.

Beautymarked 12

Tuesday 14 June 2016 23:30

Sounds like a shitty hotel tbh.

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