Transportation: Today, in a train, I did the old "I've got your nose" trick for... - FML

By jaivolétonnez - 17/06/2015 05:54 - France - La Courneuve

Today, in a train, I did the old "I've got your nose" trick for a kid. He got off at the next stop, then waved something at me from the platform, then yelled, "I've got your keys!" FML

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thisguy22 33

Wednesday 17 June 2015 15:45

Wait... You're allowed to socially interact with someone else's children in France? Without being accused of being a pedophile?!?

Welshite 39

Wednesday 17 June 2015 15:45

Take it to the next level. Track him down and then tell him "I've got your life." Evil smile optional. Or something less morbid like his homework. Your choice.

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Thoricsteam20 24

Sunday 21 June 2015 1:17

The kid obviously is not falling for it so why is he calling him dumb.

Gwyddone 29

Monday 22 June 2015 6:54

Wow. I assume the kid was way over the age when it is appropriate to play "got your nose", if he managed to pickpocket you, so it's a little bit your fault. Still, FYL.

savxf 14

Tuesday 23 June 2015 19:32

How did the kid even manage that

Klima_fml 29

Wednesday 24 June 2015 1:57

He's had enough of people stealing his nose and was ready for this moment.

AfroFluff 23

Saturday 27 June 2015 3:10

Sneaky little shit o.o

Accurate_Vision 31

Tuesday 30 June 2015 20:28

That kid is now my role model.

tiredofwaiting 25

Sunday 26 July 2015 4:57

What a smart kid.

tiredofwaiting 25

Sunday 26 July 2015 4:58

He sounds like Bart Simpson lol.

1dvs_bstd 41

Saturday 8 August 2015 9:34

True that. After I read it, he's the one person that came to mind.

Edemic305 0

Thursday 30 July 2015 12:00

Guess who is the magician now. #notyou

thathobothere 17

Thursday 10 September 2015 12:07

Or the really psychotic revenge option: "I got your virginity"

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