Today, I worked a full day and then went to a three-hour class. I got home at 9 PM, and before the door closed I heard, "There's a sink full of dishes for you." There are three able-bodied men in the house, all of whom got here hours ago and created that sink full of dishes. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came home after ten hours at work to find my unemployed wife and 4 kids sprawled out watching TV waiting for me to get home and cook for them. I had to wash all the dishes first because they didn't feel like getting up or helping. FML
Today, I walked in on one of my housemates pissing in the kitchen sink full of dirty dishes. FML
Today, after a full shift at work, I got home to my boyfriend playing CoD, a full sink, crap all over the table, a full cat box, dirty bathroom, no laundry done and the kids at my parents' house. He yelled at me because the place was a mess. FML
Today, at home, I always do my share of the chores. I just got back from a business trip and it turns out that I actually do ALL the chores. My wife was alone for 9 days, the kitchen was a in state, dirty laundry everywhere, cat litter box overflowing onto the floor, and the bathroom was fucking disgusting. FML
Today, I've now worked on Thanksgiving, Black Friday, the weekend after that, and two days this week. My husband and son have had all that time off, and yet I've still ended up having to clean the dishes and the house after them on all of these days. FML
Today, while my parents were grocery shopping, I cleaned the kitchen, swept floors, did laundry, and cleaned bathrooms, only to finish right before they got home. After dinner, my dad bitched and complained that I didn't take out the trash and he had no room to throw away his paper plate. FML
Today, while I was working a customer notified me that the men's restroom need some attention. Thinking that there was just a small mess, I walked into the restroom only to discover someone had taken a crap in the sink. Guess who got to clean it. FML
Today, our dishwasher broke. It's my husband's chore to do the dishes, but he refused to hand-wash them, and instead suggested we take them all up to his mother's for her to put in her dishwasher. FML
Today, I spent an hour making my favorite work lunches, then portioning them out so I could have them all week. I later came home to a pile of empty containers. My girlfriend said, "Sorry, I got the munchies. Also, can you please do the dishes?" FML
Today, I had an very long day at work. I also had to take my daughter to the dentist and ballet class. Later, my 3 year-old son was having a diarrhoea, needing care, yet I pulled myself up, cooked, fed, read, cleaned the whole house except the kids' bedroom. My brother-in-law came, looked only at that and judged me horribly. FML
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geekemo92 0
Let me guess-you did them? That is why they expect you to do them-you let them push you around like that. Tell them to do them.
rapido_fml 2
if you did the dishes then YDi for being a pushover and letting them treat you like a doormat. I hope you had some self respect and also treated them like capable people by refusing to do them and let them do them- unless of course you all take turns and it was your turn
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Comments (129)
StonesAya 0
OP, if I said this to my SO, I'd be doing the dishes for the rest of the decade. Wait minute, I already do the dishes... LOL
Stoneworthy 0
Sooooo. How was work?
Sushimomo 0
Relax, I wake up at 6, spend 30 minutes getting ready, then have a hour and a half commute. Then school runs from 8am to 5pm. I have rehearsals half the days of the year that go to 9. then I spend a hour and a half going home. Then I have homework. Oh and I'm in 8th grade. FML
Ancarnia 0
If there is a next time, pass the dishes out to each of them, wet and greasy (don't rinse ANYTHING off) and put their asses to work. The ungrateful ***** can piss off if they object.
fat_snooki_lol 6
You do realize this wouldn't have happened had you stayed in the kitchen?
skyeyez9 25
I remember one time I cooked a huge breakfast for my two brothers (dozen eggs, 2 packages of bacon and biscuits). I told them to save some for me cause I had to go upstairs to shower. I came back 20 min later, ALL the food was gone and they left the dirty dishes on the table and hinted I needed to clean it up. I was so pissed, I started cussing at them, refused to clean the mess and threatened to spit in their food when they wern't looking if they treated me like that again.
FairyTales_fml 6
strike!!! or throw it all out and buy paper dishes :)
theonlysweetpea 10
I agree with #57! I'd go Bruce Lee or Chuck Norris on their asses! Lot of nerve! I'm totally busy with school, work, extra-co, friends, boys
ingclassy 0
Oh, and there's no more toilet paper.
rety1 13
well duh.. the kitchen is the womans part if the house. the man makes me mess, the woman takes care of it. that's how it been since the dawn if time.... lol