Today, I work full time, make over 110K/y, pay over 2k/m to my... - FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2020 19:43

Today, I work full time, make over 110K/y, pay over 2k/m to my wife just to do shopping, never cheated. and she's constantly nagging on how she's miserable and she's alone in the world. Once I loved her so much. Not sure any more. What else could I've done to have a happy life with her? FML

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catalysty 20

Monday 2 November 2020 23:29

I see you mentioned paying for stuff but do you regularly spend time with her? usually if people feel alone they are missing a connection with someone important to them

voltroz 18

Sunday 1 November 2020 10:15

You can't. Some people are just downright negative. Even if you gave her the moon, she will ask for Mars. Time to move on bro

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voltroz 18

Sunday 1 November 2020 10:15

You can't. Some people are just downright negative. Even if you gave her the moon, she will ask for Mars. Time to move on bro

catalysty 20

Monday 2 November 2020 23:29

I see you mentioned paying for stuff but do you regularly spend time with her? usually if people feel alone they are missing a connection with someone important to them

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