Today, I woke up today feeling much better after a week long...

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By Walrusessprouts - 20/03/2018 13:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I woke up today feeling much better after a week long fever. Then I looked in the mirror. I'm covered in a rash that looks like hundreds of tiny pimples. I look like a diseased teenager. FML

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Thursday 22 March 2018 13:21

Those just happen if your fever temperature was abnormally high. It happened to my sister once. It should go away overnight or so.

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ChromoTec 24

Thursday 22 March 2018 13:21

Those just happen if your fever temperature was abnormally high. It happened to my sister once. It should go away overnight or so.

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