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By bottjengirl - 29/03/2016 11:06 - United States - North Pole
Today, I woke up to the sound of my dog peeing. When I got up to clean it up, I stepped in a pile of his poop. After I had gotten everything cleaned up, I got into bed only to discover that he had pooped there as well. FML