Kids: Today, I woke up to the sound of glass breaking. When I went... - FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2016 03:06 - United States - Beloit

Today, I woke up to the sound of glass breaking. When I went and checked what is was, I came to find that my little 3 year old sister smashed my new $80 perfume I just bought. My parents say that I can't be mad because it was "my fault for leaving it out", but It was hidden in my safe. FML

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