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By ardea_alba - 28/01/2016 00:03 - Russian Federation - Yekaterinburg
Today I woke up to the most sinister Joker-type laughter in the middle of the night. Amidst the blackness I could make out my husband staring at me and sneering. He then fell back and continued sleeping while I lay there scared shitless. It's morning and he has no recollection of it whatsoever. FML