Intimacy: Today, I woke up to my girlfriend trying to give me a paper cut... - FML

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By Deadlyhump - 26/04/2016 23:49 - United States - Kemmerer

Today, I woke up to my girlfriend trying to give me a paper cut on my penis. FML

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Lonely_Kid 14

Wednesday 27 April 2016 15:10

That's could never happen to me because I don't have a girlfriend. But the possibility of my hand going haywire because of the alien hand syndrome and doing that to my penis is still a possibility.

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TheNoNameGuy 20

Wednesday 27 April 2016 13:56

how could that have happened to anyone... this update kinda sucks

Lonely_Kid 14

Wednesday 27 April 2016 15:10

That's could never happen to me because I don't have a girlfriend. But the possibility of my hand going haywire because of the alien hand syndrome and doing that to my penis is still a possibility.

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